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Well, I'd upload a few jaw-dropping pictures of Dhassareth that would probably make you scream in pain cuz of the excruciating laughter you'd be experiencing. I would, but you see, I seem to have misplaced my camera's USB cable. So yeah, too bad. Maybe next time lol.

Title says it all.

I'm supposed to be studying I.T. right now. But instead here I am, blogging. Well actually I have a valid reason, unlike Jian, which is to do my I.T. - as in finish up or else I lose my coursework marks. Heh.

I will get to that. Eventually.

Lemme emo first lol. I knwo emo-ing on blogs are abit hmm-ish but hey, everybody does it once in a while. So bare with me for once.

He's leaving. He's really leaving. Wow. It's not like I'm that close to him or anything, heck, I don't even talk to him, much. Most is, what - a couple of times a month? Still, I definitely know I'll miss him. Woah yeah, he is hott *teheh!* but besides that, there's nothing else for me to be attached to him about. Except for some memorable moments. Yet I really don't know why I'm all emo-ed up over him. I'm not in love or anything, no. Maybe it's because of those memories. Maybe they're still playing in my head after I thought I've gotten rid of them. Or maybe it's just cuz he's hott lol. Nolar =p .

I don't know and I can't say I wont make a bigdeal out of it. He'll be gone on Friday. I'll miss him; a lot more than I think I will. I know I'm not a big part of his life or anything. He'll probably forget me once he's gone. But I know I wont forget him.

Dexter, this isn't against you or anything. Believe me, I was sadder when you left! Except I didn't know how to emo last time lol.

Oklah, done emoing. Now to tell you all about my exams.

They're this Friday. Woohoo. Can you feel the joy? I can feel the joy; when they're over! Now I'm off to finish up my I.T. and go back to studying before my parents get home *winxx*

HAPPY

BIRTHDAY

JARED!

Thanks so much for everything you've done for PCG-ii.

It means a whole lot and we [and me!] really appreciate every effort made.

We know you're a very busy person with a busy schedule and we just wanna say thanks for making time to go for DBS to teach us!

THANK YOU

JARED!

WE LOVE YOU!

[In English class]

Aravind : One day, there lived an Irish boy.
Sunil : He lived in a wooden cottage and his name was Anthony.
Prem : He was handsome. "Was".
Patrick : A crocodile came into his house.

[The plot 's messed up from here. But anywhoo, this is worth reading]

Zhen Ken : And then *suspense* Steve Araving came!
*Someone* : Steve Aravind the Crocodile Toucher.
Yee Huey : Anthony fainted by the sudden turn of events.
KL : The crocodile ate anthony when he came and a bit odf Steve Aravind's testicles *supposedly sensored*
Anthony : D*mn you all la!
Christopher : hahahahaha.
Anthony : And then Steve Aravind named the crocodile "Taifer" [Christopher's nickname]
Sam : Steve Aravind barbecued the crocodile.
Jer Sieu : The crocodile's mom came and screamed when she saw her barbecued son. [Funny - didn't know crocodiles could scream]
Alfred : The crocodile's mom also got barbecued by Steve

[By this time in class, a few of us - probably including me - would've gotten hungry]

Dhassareth : Then came Papa crocodile.
Ben : The daddy crocodile also got barbecued.
Puan Shanta : I think we need a new story.

[In IT class]

Dhass : That's what they do, Sean *lee* !
Sean : ??
Dhass : They're agreements. What do they do? They make you agree.
Dhass : They're like arguements! What do they do? Argue!
Dhass : And sediments! What do they do??
Sean  : They sedi?!
Dhass : You've got it Sean!

Geniuses.

"Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday to me!"

<3, christina.

Ooh. I made a new friend. His name is Sean *Ng*! He seems like a very nice and cute guy so I added him. Nyah nyah nyah.

Doesn't hurt to make new friends 'aite?

Btw, there'll be one or two entries coming up, so keep checking in k.

12.00am 23 September 2006.

Right now, I'm in IT class. We're supposed to be creating a webpage. Dhassareth is sharing a computer with Sean *lee* and he's being so much like himself.

Let me elaborate.

He's humming a song right now. And it goes something like "All about IT, All about IT!". It's stupid I tell you.

He also "explained" why he's addicted to balls. According to the stupid Dhassareth theory, everything in the Earth is ROUND. The orbit is round. The Earth is round. Nostrils are round. Even your eyeballs are round. So there's no reason why you shouldn't be addicted to balls. Well, please get things straight, this came from Dhassareth, k, not me. Puh-leease.

Oh gosh, KL just called Dhassareth burn toast. How amusing.

HAHA! I successfully accomplished what I've wanted to accomplish since Friday - successfully produce a burned CD. Oh yes, since my burner has been giving me total havoc problems since Friday, you can say I'm pretty psyched that I've managed to come up with this. Sam *lai* was so =.= - ish when I told him about it lol. Well, I'm happy and that's all that matters haha!

That CD was supposedly a test subject. Now, I've gotta burn another one and totally make sure it's workable. Or else, I'd just be wasting bits and bits of money. I need songs! Hmm. Where's Jian when you really really  need him?!

Sigh.

Currently, I seriously have nothing better to do. I'm downloading songs while chatting with Darryl, Anthony and Sam *lai*, who so happens to be doing something else. I'm supposed to be burning songs but my burner's USB cable is nowhere to be found. So yeah, I'm stuck doing nothing. Jian's not online, so there's no one to hyper with. Filz and Shev aren't not online either, so there's no one to whack with. So I thought might as well create this entry I've been saying I wanna create since I'm so free.

First thing's first : This entry is just for amusement. I have totally no intentions of backstabbing Dhassareth. He's a very nice whacking material. So don't go up to him and insult him. Instead, go up to him and whack him! HAHA!

Now, about Dhassareth. I will reveal the truth to you now. Dhassareth. Is. A BOY. Yes, a male specimen create from who knows where and mysteriously put in 4 Beta for some specific reason that no one knows.

Fact #1 : Nobody loves Dhassareth.
Example 1
Once, we were in India ynoe. And I balded my head there la. [Bald means no hair] Then so, the next morning when I woke up, my dad told me "Dhassareth, go comb your hair." So I took the comb and went to the mirror. Then I tried to comb. *Then he realizes that he's bald* ... "PAPA!"
credits : dhassareth.

Example 2
During Bio, Dhassareth was doing something and he choked *AHAHAHAH!* So he choked and choked but eventually recovered from choking. Miss Shieh was supposedly explaining something in front while he was choking and Nurul and I were laughing our heads off.

Miss Shieh : Dhassareth, what's happening there?
Dhassareth : I was dying, teacher.
Miss Shieh : Dont' change the subject.

Whoah! How heartless lol! But hey, Miss Shieh's one of the nicest teachers alive :] This just proves that nobody loves Dhassareth. Everybody either hates him or doesn't care at all about him. [And yet again, this is a joke and only for amusement]

Fact#2 : He thinks he's all that, but he's not. In fact, he's just a speck of dust.

Dhassaereth : For once, I look good!
Chris : ^.- ?? NO!
credits : christina.

I call this one freakishly happy.
Look at this idiot smiling to himself.
I bet he's smiling at those aeroplanes he always imagines flying in the sky.
Tsk tsk tsk.
credits : christina.

Fact#3 : Dhassareth is Stupid.

If you don't think this is stupid,
I don't get you.
Lol, actually this picture isn't as stupid as he really looks la.
*Look at Jer Sieu in the back. He looks ... amused*
credits : christina.

Fact#4 : Heard of Dhassareth's Acronyms?
Black Ugly Useless Piece Of Crappish Sotong
- BUUPOCS.
credits : christina.

Intelligent Dhassareth Is Overly Talented
- IDIOT.
credits : dhassareth.

Fact#5 : Dhassareth Names The Inanimate Objects Around Him.
Who goes around naming objects? Dhassareth does.
His school bag : Barnaby Deuter.
His table : Gregory.
My rolled up piece of mahjong paper I used to whack him with : Elizabeth White.
Filz's school bag : Hugo Green.
Weirdo.

Fact#6 : Dhassareth - A Genius? I Certainly Don't Think So.
Example 1 :
Dhassareth : You're obnoxious.
Chris : *slowly turns head and looks at Dhassareth* Do you even know what obnoxious means?
Dhassareth : ... ... no.
Chris and Filz : LOL! Stupid lar you, Dhassareth!
Dhassareth : What does obnoxious mean?
Chris : It means self-centered and self-absorbed and not caring about people around you.
Dhassareth : Oh. ... You're obnoxious.

If you call it pure genius, I'd say right on.

Other Interesting Facts About A Dhassareth :
He laughs like a horse in a machine gun. No kiddin.
He used to collect Barney tapes.
He's addicted to balls. Particularly tennis balls.

And that concludes the Dhassareth entry. I think I'm gonna post an entry on my gurl friends too. Hahahahah! Oh, and this is what I do when I'm bored and brought my camera to school :

credits : christina.

And this is called blackmail material :

credits : christina.

Her Royal Highness, Queen Dhassareth.
credits : christina.

And Queen Dhassareth leaves the building!
credits : christina.